Friday, June 3, 2016

and then she bit me

She didn't really mean to but she wasn't careful.  She was playing with the frisbee and I said I wouldn't pick it up and throw it until she was done with it - no grabbing and fighting over it.  She put it on my lap and was still playing and bit it and it went through and bit me.  Just a pinch really but it hurt bad and she needs to be more careful.  "Ouch!  YOu fucking bit me!" and I jumped up and stormed upstairs. She watched me closely and then licked to make amends and then got tired of being sorry and told me to get over it.  Then we went for the world's worst walk.  Went down a street I hadn't before and there were SO MANY FUCKING DOGS BARKING AGGRESSIVELY and I had a wild Catahoula on a line it was awful.  Then a guy pulled up to say that I should take a different route because a woman was just attacked by bees.

Aggressive protective pit bulls and aggressive mean bees.  What the fuck?  Then he said, "Wait, IS THAT A CATAHOULA?" and Ziggy went berserk with excitement that he was excited about her and I think she was barking, "THIS BITCH IS CRAZY!  TAKE ME WITH YOU!  I'LL RIDE IN THE BACK OF YOUR PICKUP!" 

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